hungarian:

i want someone to make a real night club & name it club penguin

voltorbitting:

naking:

i still think it’s funny that every boy i’ve ever talked to probably has a penis

probably

i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck

turn-it-up-tune-them-out:

artsysauce:

sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation

Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home

elouhellno:

I WAS JUST AT WALMART AND THIS LITTLE GIRL WHO LOOKED FIVE OR SIX SAW A PUNCH-BUGGY PASS BY AND SHE PUNCHED HER SELF DIRECTLY IN THE FACE AND FELL DOWN

bedquest:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

tappingtomlinson:

does somebody want to go move to a random city with me and live in a cute apartment and just go to coffee shops a lot and blog and go on city adventures and forget about everything else and we can worry about money when we get there okay let’s just go who’s up for it

ahemily:

ahemily:

guys  im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)

edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg

HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD